I love me a novelty fast food item!
Doritos taco shell? On it!
A burger shaped like a pizza? Damn you Burger King for not bringing it to the states.
Not sure how this spicy burger is supposed to represent 80’s Rock and Roll, but I still dig it. Man.
The gooey (and foul looking) white substance covering only half of my burger (below) was kind of flavorless but every bite containing a slice of jalapeno ended up being nacho perfection.
And damn, that infamous buttery sourdough bun has saved many an average burger contained within.
I kept forgetting there were onion rings encased inside until I felt an odd crunch, like someone had left bits of a Butterfinger inside.
Which I’m fine with.
That’s kinda rock ‘n’ roll, right?
When you look below at what a hot mess the Hot Mess actually is, you may be tempted to seek your hangover cure elsewhere.
But fear not, my drunk friend. This thing is worth your $5 and the heartburn you’ll soon experience afterwards.