Not everything I attempt ends up as pure culinary genius.
Sometimes things just look like shit.
Take, for instance, everything I attempted to make with my friend Taco Belly last week.
Nothing worked out right.
It could have been the half dozen lychee eyeball cocktails consumed (also ghetto looking) whilst shoving cheese-stuffed hot dogs inside of improperly thawed phyllo dough.
BTW, is there anything more high maintenance than freaking phyllo dough?? You really need to be buttered on every layer, mister? I don’t have time for you. Go away.
Who knew it had to be kept moist with a wet paper towel? Who can be bothered? I canna be bothered (said like a Scottish person).
Then came the ghoulish seven layer dip. My sour cream web design sort of worked. Til I forgot to add the tomatoes and cheese.
The only thing making it appear remotely Halloween were the paper bats I bought at the 99 Cent Store.
The one thing that tasted really good but still looked trashy were the chocolate spiders. They don’t look like spiders. Most spiders I know don’t have red eyes. Actually, strike that. The evil ones do.
Taco Belly and I sure had a blast making all these embarrasing holiday creations. So, please don’t judge too harshly on the ghastly results.