Coated in Powdered Lava imported from West Hell....

I’m gonna be graphic for a moment.

This delicious dish gave me some…issues.

Before I go into all of that, currywurst is German fast food consisting of chopped up sausages in a curry tomato sauce with bread to sop it all up with.

Sounds a little weird, right?

Perhaps. But SO good.

The issue was in the level of spiciness I chose.

Berlin Currywurst offers four levels, the top two boast a minimum age requirement of 16. (Clever marketing)

I chose level 3.

I’m a big (bun) boy, I knew I could handle it.

The problem wasn’t in how spicy it tasted….each bite contained the perfect amount of subtly painful heat.

The problem was, for the first time in my life, I experienced what spicy does AFTER digestion, and I don’t mean heartburn…

ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even after several humiliating sessions.

All that being said, I’ll be back for spice level 4!…When I have a week long staycation planned.

I really wanted to like this...I really did...