Sometimes a burger just wants to dress up fancy, put on an onion ring hat and paint the town medium rare!
We waited quite some time for our table in this bustling new Culver City hot spot.
We jealously eyed fellow diners as each booth enjoyed their own individual beer tap! Lucky twats.
When we finally received our food, it appeared that with the exception of the cheesy poofs pictured below, my burger was the only thing that really stood out.
Were my friends really surprised at my menu excavation prowess?
Did they really think they could just order some unknown fish, unscathed?
I usually peruse an online menu weeks before I’m slated to appear.
I read reviews very carefully, I make sure I choose the perfect item on the quite precarious menu.
I know what I’m doing people. I’m well trained in this.
Listen and learn.