Some of my most favorite meals have been consumed in unexpected places.

Such as, in a mall food court.

This beef curry ramen is so freaking delicious, I can’t say enough about it.

However, the sodium levels are so high, my eyes swell up after my first bite.

Luckily, I don’t need to see how delicious this is.

It’s just like the old saying “If a bear shits in the woods and no one sees it…” Or whatever.