Tandoori Paneer (burnt Indian cheese)
After taking 13 showers to properly cleanse ourselves from Varanasi’s “essenceâ€, we fly to the city of Khajuraho, where all the Kama Sutra temples are located.
These shockingly well preserved temples portray many erotic situations on their exterior. And those scenes were all anyone was taking pictures of.
Perverts.
Some were so stupefying, such as a man having sex with a horse, you had no choice but to snap a pic.
However, you are still a pervert.
After our sightseeing, we left for our two day Safari adventure in Bandhavgarh Tiger Reserve.
We had an early morning jeep safari tour and then an evening one.
During the first 20 minutes, we saw our first Tiger. I was in awe.
It was one of the most incredible and freaky experiences of my entire life. All of us sat perfectly still as the beast walked through the grass towards us.
Then took a right and walked down the road we had just driven up, like he was bored to tears and couldn’t be bothered.
We then spent the remaining two days trying to see another tiger.
To no avail.
We saw lots of deer and monkeys.
But no freaking tigers.
We did early morning Yoga and our instructor delighted in stretching us beyond capacaity, stopping only when our yelp was loud enough!
Our flight was late, so this meal had been sitting around for hours at danger zone (kenny loggins) temperatures. As a result, 35% of us fell ill.
One of the Kama Sutra Temples *blush*
People hanging out...in olden times...
Many of us groaned when we found out we'd be seeing traditional dancing. I didn't mind. As I fell asleep almost instantly.
Vegetable Curry. VERY tasty.
The nightly routine for Joan and I....
Some sexy time kama sutra temple action.
Ancient Indian Pamela Andersons. Be careful, you'll shoot your eye out....
How embarrasing would it have been if these ladies had shown up to work wearing the same color?
Waiting for a few hours for our broke ass bus to arrive. We tried to shop but the locals harassed us incessantly to buy buy buy. So we bought nothing. We showed them.
A delicious mocha containing...uh oh...dairy...
To pass the time we bought booze from the booze store. Indian gin isn't half bad. But it ain't cheap!
Some Indian shit for sale. All guaranteed to tie knots in your stomach.
My bedroom at the Tiger Reserve. One night I discovered a gekko and the next, a frog and many spider friends.
Watching more...gulp...traditional dancing...
Deep Fried Veggies! Derlicious!
Tigers in the mist. And my camera obviously needs lasik!!
“DUDE, I’M OUTTA HERE. YOU GUYS NEED TO BATHE” He wasn’t wrong…
Taking a break from our safar, a man makes the tastiest Masala tea with fresh ginger and spices.
Not everyone got to see a tiger that day. Aww...sucks to be them!
Our morning safari nearing it's end...
Kinda creepy....He's such a stalker!
I love that you actually did the math to calculate how many in your group got sick from that one meal.
Oh, if Kenny only knew he was such a big part of your life! LOL
That food though..EEEK!