Take a Bao

I was just about to go and blog about this AMAZING salad at this funky Chinese fusion joint at the space age food court at the Century City Mall when an accident happened!

This very short, very large woman raced in front of me, beating me to the restroom.

However, she slipped and slid forward, slamming her face on the water fountain and bounced backwards to the floor.

I was sure she would be unconscious.

She told me to leave her alone.

As I walked away, she called my name and I used all the stregnth I could muster (while trying to not make her feel bad with a pained expression) to pull her to her feet.

She’s fine, folks. Keep moving. Nothing to see here.

But the salad was SOOOOOO good….