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BUN BOY EATS INDIA

  • November 11, 2010 11:42 am

Toothless smile   (INDIA)

Well If I continue to eat like I do, my dental status will be not unlike the woman to my left!

Folks, I’m off to India tomorrow.

Home Invaders take note. When it comes to my possessions, you will actually LOSE money if you attempt a heist at my residence.

So, I’ve travelled to five continents but for some reason coming to India makes me nervous.

Makes my stomach nervous, that is.

I seem to have disasterous luck travelling in general, but my stomach usually feels the majority of the impact.

Also, I’ve not ever been to such a poverty stricken country before.

I’ll either come back spiritually enhanced or extra jaded and cynical.

Either way, I’m sure to stink of incense and hopefully be half my current size.

Wish me luck.

Will post the tales of my travels upon my return….

Love and Sloppy Kisses,

BUN BOY

TAKE A BAO

  • November 9, 2010 7:03 pm

Take a Bao

I was just about to go and blog about this AMAZING salad at this funky Chinese fusion joint at the space age food court at the Century City Mall when an accident happened!

This very short, very large woman raced in front of me, beating me to the restroom.

However, she slipped and slid forward, slamming her face on the water fountain and bounced backwards to the floor.

I was sure she would be unconscious.

She told me to leave her alone.

As I walked away, she called my name and I used all the stregnth I could muster (while trying to not make her feel bad with a pained expression) to pull her to her feet.

She’s fine, folks. Keep moving. Nothing to see here.

But the salad was SOOOOOO good….

www.takeabao.com/

PORTA VIA

  • November 8, 2010 1:04 pm

Porto Via 003

Do you ever lie to get out of a boring/stupid conversation?

I was talking to someone I don’t care for, about french fries.

30 seconds into it, I was already yawning.

As I turned my torso to indicate I was leaving the room, she followed suit but not before saying something boring like “I just love the fries at Sonic”

“Me too!” I chimed in, slamming the door behind me.

I’ve NEVER even been to a Sonic but could not fathom prolonging the agony.

While not a fascinating point to ponder, it’s all I got on a Monday morning.

www.portaviabh.com/

PANE E VINO

  • November 5, 2010 11:09 am

Pane e Vino 003

Don’t be afraid of the dog turd shaped sausage! For their unfortunate appearance, they weren’t half bad!

However, the polenta was flavorless and the peppers were slimy.

Oh well, I still ate everything….after eating an entire basketful of delicious bread whilst enjoying the view of their great outdoor patio.

We arrived at the crack of dawn, so only a few early bird blue-haired specials were there.

A restaurant full of empty tables and they seat us directly next to a woman SO old, she was crouched over within 1.5 inches of her plate.

I’m still not entirely convinced she left that restaurant alive.

We asked later to be moved. Rigor mortis does not often inspire one’s appetite.

Green Chili Mac and Cheese

  • November 3, 2010 10:41 am

mac and cheese

My friend recently gave me some freshly frozen green chili’s from Santa Fe. I needed to do something with them. Stat.

So, I made this.

I crumbled Cheeze-its on top.

It was delicious.

The End.