I know three things about La Scala:

1. It’s a 50 year old establishment that was founded by the same guy who founded the bakery that I run my sub shop out of.

2. In the 80’s people used to snort coke off of dinner plates in plain sight of everyone. According to the book “You’ll Never Eat Lunch in this Town Again.”

3. They are famous for their chopped salad.

OK….So the chopped salad was tasty but not amazing. I ordered a shit load of chopped pepperoncini’s to mix in.

The service was great, I saw a waiter whiz by me at least once every 4 seconds.

There were cheesy halloween decorations placed shottily on the walls. It was like the owner let his 7 year old daughter and her friends decorate for a school party.