Do people faint as often as they do in the movies? And when they do, do they fall sideways and hit the floor like an anvil?

I believe the world will end when movie ideas have been tapped out completely. The fact that comedic fainting and Julia Roberts’ psychotic laughter still make cinematic appearances makes me worry for the future of our planet.

Here it is, Valentine’s Day. Gross.

Everyone else is out doing couply things except Chesty and I.

So we decide to go out for a Chinese.

Kung Pao Kitty is an upscale, loungy restaurant with a fun menu.

We started with the 70’s Style Egg Rolls. They were filled only with ground meat. They were just ok.

We ordered the Kitty’s Kung Pao chicken and the Mu Shu Pork. The quality of the meat was excellent and the portions were quite ample. Like Chesty Morgan’s breasts.

As obnoxious as Valentine’s Day is (guaranteeing moments of depression for every single person) I do appreciate that all the restaurants have been garnishing the tables with candy! Chipping a tooth is always a good way to distract oneself from the fact that you’re all alone.