When I was a filthy younger man, I once neglected to wash my bed sheets for a very long time.
It sort of became a running joke. One, I am now embarrassed by.
Instead of washing them, I eventually just bought new sheets.
The cheapest I could find. Probably 30 thread count. With the option to purchase more threads as finances permitted.
I took the old sheets and lovingly hid them behind my friends couch.
The next morning I wake up to see them lying next to our apt. buildingâ€™s pool.
There they sat for many weeks.
Whenever we hung out at the pool, we occasionally threw them on people who were relaxing in pool chairs.
One day, at a gathering at another apartment in our Melrose place-like building, I threw them on someoneâ€™s face.
As she pealed them off, she had a look of shock.
â€œThey actually smell clean, Bun!â€
Apparently, weeks of fresh air and sunshine had transformed the fetid, funeral linens into Four Seasons bedding!
Godâ€™s Fabreeze, if you will.
Letâ€™s switch to food now that we all still have our appetites.
Fresh Corn Grill is a cute joint in Westwood that comfortably seats about 3 people. And a hundred others are hovering like vultures waiting for your table.
You have to arrive for lunch at 9 a.m. to avoid this.
Their thing is corn and grilling. How can you go wrong?
I had the Fresh Corn Grilled Salad (pic at top) and a side of the corn chowder.
Light, healthy and delicious. They actually scrape the corn off the cob, as youâ€™ll see the large chunks in all your food.
They put corn in everything.
Iâ€™m surprised there arenâ€™t niblets floating in our water!
1510 Westwood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90024